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The 2020 Toyota Sienna Limited Premium is very casual, all business

Let’s talk alone for a second. Is everyone out of the room? Even the cat? 

Good. Now that it’s just us we can talk brass tacks: We’re really stretching the definition of “business casual” during the lockdown, aren’t we? Our outfits may be just on the right side of legally decent, but they’re still on the wrong side of getting served at the counter in an Arby’s. 

Being built for comfort isn’t bad; it’s kept us productive for the past three weeks, right? Minivans like the 2020 Toyota Sienna are the automotive equivalent of sweatpants, but like you and me,

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2020 Audi Q3 Premium Plus is punk-rock practical

The 2020 Audi Q3 is a small luxury crossover engineered for mass appeal like Wonder Bread—and I discovered that I like both. I like Wonder Bread and American cheese and bologna with yellow mustard, and I’m not being ironic. Don’t ask me why, I don’t understand it myself. I wasn’t sure if I’d like the Q3, however.

That’s because I push back on most things mainstream like a reflex. It’s saved me from the Macarena and boy bands, but it also kept me from pop culture references and my texts read like they came from your grandad. I was 26

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